 Fiskar's Gardeners
Essentials Gift Set
For burying bodies
in your flower garden.
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Black and Decker ScumBuster
Cordless Wet Scrubber
Perfect for cleaning
your tub after dissolving
bodies with sulfuric acid.
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Cuisinart PowerPrep
Plus Food Processor
Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter's
personal favorite. Get out the fava beans
and Chianti.
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